Here’s a relevant story about a guy named Ted
One day not too long ago, Ted came home from a particularly rough day at work. His boss, Herman P. Mendelson of Mendelson’s Son and Son where he worked, had really been “riding his case.” Ted always used air quotes when he talked about his boss “riding his case” because Ted was a lawyer and also a pun enthusiast. So Ted came home, his head hanging slightly lower than usual. His wife Carol, who was very lovely and understanding on most days, was also having one of those days that makes you shake your head and say, “It’s been one of those days.” So when Ted walked in with his head hanging slightly lower that usual, Carol looked at him and sighed, “I don’t want to hear it. Let’s just go to bed.” So up the stairs they went. The next morning, the two of them woke up feeling extremely refreshed and rejuvenated. Way more than they usually did. They looked at each other, and both of them commented on how great they felt. “Ted, you didn’t even sweat as much as you usually do. Look, you’re dry!” Carol exclaimed. “Wow!” marveled Ted. “And I didn’t wake up from your tossing and turning. Hm. Guess we got lucky.”
Later that morning, Ted strolled into work with a bounce in his step, something Herman P. Mendelson hadn’t seen since Ted was a young intern. “Look at you, Teddy boy. You’re awfully chipper this morning.” Mr. Mendelson said, smiling out of the corners of his eyes. “You know, the strangest thing happened,” said Ted. “My wife and I both slept so much better than we usually do. We both felt great this morning.” “I know,” said Mr. Mendelson creepily. “What’s that?” Ted said, warily. “Oh, I guess the cat’s out of the hat now. Look, I noticed you were a little bit tense lately, kid, so I went ahead and replaced your mattress with a Simmons Comforpedic Loft. My wife Beverly and I sleep on one, and let me tell you, I’ve never felt better. WE’VE never felt better. I’m a new man, Teddy boy. And soon you will be too.” Ted was flabbergasted. “Oh,” he said, even more warily. “How’d you get in?” “Look, Ted, don’t worry about it. That’s not important. What IS important is that my number four guy is well rested and ready to work each day.” “Number four guy? I thought I was your number twelve guy – after Krauss and Little Chip,” Ted said, a knot slowly working its way from his gut to his throat.” “Not anymore, kiddo. You deserve it. And you deserve that bed. Now, go get ‘em, Tiger!” Mr. Mendelson disappeared. After Ted got over the shock of Mr. Mendelson breaking into his home, he realized that he’d been given an extraordinary gift – the gift of great sleep. He realized how lackluster his mattress and his work performance were. He vowed from that point forward to sleep better AND work better. And you know what? Today, Ted is Mr. Mendelson’s number three guy. Right behind Thomson and Skinny Randy.
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The Snooze Guru